Mammal - HI, WE UNDERSTAND YOU ARE 40 30 AND STILL NOT MARRIED
Cat - When u take a shit on the carpet and watch one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet clean it up @MasiPopal Pathetic.
Cat - When u take a shit on the carpet and watch one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet clean it up @MasiPopal Pathetic.
Cat - Is this a joke to you Brenda?
Cat - Is this a joke to you Brenda?
Cat - on the outside i skrrt skrrt but on the inside i hurt hurt
Nap - Any plans for the weekend? Me:
Turtle - Albert helped his family make ends meet by selling his farts on Amazon. Sometimes it would take all day to fill a large order.
Text - Me when I have people come over to my place You must talk to him. Tell him that he is a good cat and a pretty cat.
Cat - Me: *sees a cat* Me: Ok time for me to bother this animal
Hair - Looking at cats tiny teeth is hands down one of my favorites @hilarious.ted
Font - *knock knock* estoy poopin *KNOCK KNOCK ESTOY POOPIN
Snout - The smell of food awakened an ancient evil
Cat - Yes I'm not-drunk F**k
Cat - Was looking up pet beds on Amazon when I stumbled upon this customer image
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Cat - "No one's ever gonna love you with that attitude" Me:
Cat - HAHAHA NO.
Cat - when u tryin to be cute but she gotta make everything sexual
Cat - zubat: This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee 360,255 notes
