Laughter is the best medicine. But if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.
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Moms will force their kids to take a picture like, "Sit the fuck down and smile" Then post a caption like, My everything.
If you don't pick a day to relax, your body will pick it for you. And it will pick a day you don't like
Do the right thing, even when no one is watching. Its called integrity.
Nowadays you can't tell who's pregnant. Everybody's stomach is big.
Everyone, repeat after me. Just because it's on sale, doesn't mean you need it. Just because it's on sale, doesn't mean you need it. Just because it's on sale, doesn't
Silence is better than unnecessary drama.
If I blocked you on social media and you see me in public, the block still applies in real life.
Be the girl on the right.
Enjoy every moment with your partner... Because you're gonna block each other one day.
Dad challenges kids to draw him sleeping so he can have a ....
Seasons change but my love for black clothes is still the same
Only #Dream That Comes True!
No one stays with you permanently so learn to survive alone.
Stop this habit of asking people to get married because some people of their age are married. You know, many people of your age are dead. But nobody has asked
Sometimes I delete my own posts because I'm not the same person I was 4 mins ago
Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them.
What inspires u to get out of bed every day?" Me: my bladder mostly
I'm the type of person who can spend the entire day alone without getting bored but immediately get bored when someone visit.
My #friendship circle over the years
Introduce your babe to your parents, not to us on social media, here we support breakup.
